Total Medals Earned: 87 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,130 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/210 points)
Defeat Dad Clock
Defeat Strawberry Clock
Defeat Pico and Nene
Win the game with more than 70 hp remaining
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 16/50 (85/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Brandish the Tank
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Don
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Find Cai's soul
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Check out the credits
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/275 points)
Congratulations! You got to the 10th level! Now go kill some more enemies!
Beat 25 levels in a row. You are good at this game!
Beat 50 levels in one shot. Truly a master at this game.
Upgraded max ammo 5 times.
Upgraded default ammo 5 times.
Upgraded health 5 times.
Upgraded speed 5 times.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Defeat the first boss
Complete your underwater adventure
Defeat the second boss
Complete the game, beat the final boss
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
Survive 40 rounds.
Do it without turrets.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Blast an enemy's head off!
Handle every gun in the game
Complete the game in under 8 minutes
Complete the game without dying!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (175/175 points)
Unlock your first door or elevator
Slay the Savior
Turn a wall into a door
Kill the Clown
Finish the game
Finish the game with 100% map explored
